While Modi is still relentlessly campaigning for a Congress mukt Bharat, Priyanka’s aggressive campaign has already managed to realize the dream of a Rahul mukt Congress. Priyanka’s political fortunes have risen faster than the value of Vadra’s land. Caught off guard by his sibling’s leadership challenge, Rahul Gandhi said, “I smell a rat here, albeit one that isn’t panic stricken.” He reluctantly admitted that her campaign has acquired a velocity of its own, which Rahul refused to benchmark against planetary bodies.
Priyanka Gandhi’s rise had been attributed to the fact that she can successfully pass off as Indira’s body double. In contrast to Rahul’s track record in development, Priyanka has a meritorious 39 year track record in resembling her grandmother. The people of UP are completely disillusioned with Rahul’s resemblance to Rajiv but remain hopeful about his sister’s looks. Besides Priyanka’s dimple wins hands down.
Priyanka Gandhi’s ascent is the stuff of Sanjay Jha’s fantasies. She manages to deliver sound bytes without having to make any references to beehives. There is a palpable sense of relief amongst belaboured dynasty apologists and outsmarted satire writers. On the campaign trail, Priyanka Gandhi wisely raises substantive governance issues concerning her family’s emotions. She has driven a sustained campaign to raise public awareness on the victimization of the Gandhis. Priyanka has also championed the right of proud wives to indulge their hubbies irrespective of their wardrobe choice or real estate dealings.
Extolling Priyanka’s political virtues, Janardhan Drivedi remarked, “Priyanka’s great political acumen which was revealed to me by Motilal Nehru’s ghost. She is completely tuned in to the sensibilities of an 18th century electorate by reflecting their deep concerns for the dynasty. She has the ability to effectively tap into entrenched feudal sentiments which is politically effective in an aspirational, modern society. Priyanka has also understood that the social media generation is deeply reverential when it comes to the sacrifices of the elders of the Nehru Gandhi family.”
Besides her body double credentials, the media has discussed threadbare Priyanka Gandhi’s key contributions to the nation such as her elegant handloom sarees and her ability to mingle with commoners. However the mango people will have to wait to experience the benevolence of her active political involvement. Priyanka will bestow her leadership upon the nation at a time of her choosing, which usually coincides with the election schedule.
