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Market reaction to the Fed’s tapering timing proves that India has decoupled...

Market reaction to the Fed’s postponement of tapering proves that the Indian market is decoupled from itself and is dependent solely on the whims and fancies of the Fed. The Indian market is now...

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‘Sonia’ hoax caller to be employed by Congress as Dr Manmohan Singh’s voice...

On hearing about the Sonia hoax caller, the first instinct of a reputed media communications expert was to suggest that the cheeky prankster be hired as the party president’s voice double. As in any...

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Congress asks citizens to vote for their party if they want Rahul Gandhi as...

The Congress party has decided that its new election campaign theme would take advantage of the prevailing anti-incumbency mood in the nation by pretending that they are not the party in power and will...

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US Congress to learn from India’s mature model of parliamentary disruption...

In the face of the US federal government shutdown, American Congressional representatives arrived in India today to learn from our country’s mature model of parliamentary disruptions that obviates the...

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After shirtless Putin’s Nobel nomination, Salman demands one for brokering...

After Vladimir Putin, a shirtlessness enthusiast, was nominated for a Noble Peace prize for his role in moderating the Syrian crisis, Salman Khan has demanded the Peace prize for his role in moderating...

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Twit who bought Tweeter shares mistaking them for Twitter stock, tweets

In a case of investor mix-up, a twit bought shares of ‘Tweeter Home Entertainment’ and then proudly tweeted that he was one of the owners of Twitter. It was the ticker that tricked the poor twit,...

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PC Parekh alleges scam in the allocation of blame in the coal block...

In what is a case of a scam within a scam, former coal secretary PC Parekh has alleged that there is scam in the allocation of blame in the coal block allocation scam. The media is now expecting to...

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Government changes India’s name to Indiyaa based on renowned astrologer Sadhu...

Having begun excavations for gold in Unnao, UP at the behest of a sadhu’s dreams, the Congress is considering other dream proposals from the seer. The sadhu has sworn that the persuasive king in his...

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Rahul Gandhi demands that ISRO’s Mars Orbiter be diverted to Jupiter

Just as the countdown began for ISRO’s Mars Orbiter Mission, Rahul Gandhi with his penchant for last minute interventions barged into the Mission Control Centre at the Satish Dhawan Space Centre and...

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Amit Shah recruited by America’s NSA

BJP General Secretary Amit Shah, who allegedly used the entire state machinery to snoop on a young citizen, has impressed America’s National Security Agency with his remarkable stalking credentials....

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Rahul Gandhi learns from AAP model and accuses Robert Vadra of corruption

After the Aam Admi Party’s spectacular debut performance, Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi has vowed to learn from the AAP. In keeping with that laudable sentiment, Rahul Gandhi organized a press...

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Poor media coverage of his fast prompts Anna to take a selfie

With the media practically ignoring Anna’s indefinite fast in Ralegan Siddhi for passage of the Janlokpal bill, Anna decided to compensate for the lack of cameras by taking a selfie. The septuagenarian...

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Preet Bharara prosecutes Sonia Gandhi, thus establishing her Indianness

After targeting innumerable high profile Indians, Manhattan US Attorney Preet Bharara, has now filed for charges against Sonia Gandhi thereby underscoring her credentials as an Indian. Preet Bharara...

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Somnath Bharti’s racism is forgiven as he ties up with a Nigerian prince to...

Somnath Bharti who has been named as one of the world’s top spammers, has decided to tie up with a fictitious Nigerian prince to spam the world. Bharti decided to use his legendary spamming skills to...

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Liberals allege that Modi has destroyed the sacred institution of child marriage

Liberals alleged that Modi has systematically delegitimized child marriage by personal example. In a deeply conspiratorial tone, an eminent liberal proclaimed that this is first time that Modi’s child...

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Priyanka’s aggressive campaign realizes the dream of a Rahul mukt Congress

While Modi is still relentlessly campaigning for a Congress mukt Bharat, Priyanka’s aggressive campaign has already managed to realize the dream of a Rahul mukt Congress. Priyanka’s political fortunes...

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After exit polls predict Congress rout, Rahul battles party coup in London

Days after exit polls have predicted the complete rout of the Congress party, there is an intense leadership struggle in the Congress party. Much to the anguish of Sonia Gandhi, the electoral failure...

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Acting on his birthday bucket list, Rahul Gandhi plans to holiday in the...

Image via Indiatoday.comOn his 44th birthday Rahul Gandhi has drawn up his bucket list which includes a plan to holiday in the Indian parliament. Rahul had toured the Parliament in the past, taking a...

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Inspired by Imran Khan’s shipping container-based dharna, Kejriwal demands...

Imran Khan on his customized shipping container (Image courtesy bbc.com)Imran Khan has inspired a generation of dharna goers with his shipping container-based politics, alternately referred to as dabba...

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Smriti Irani attends Modi’s pathshala, adds another fancy degree to her resume

(Image via indiatoday.com)Smriti Irani attended Modi’s informal pathshala and added another fanciful degree to her already creative resume. The HRD minister declared that as of yesterday she has an...

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