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Unschooled bhakts not invited to Sonia’s cool iftaar party
Sonia Gandhi asking a bhakt to eff off (Image via intoday.in)Congress president Sonia Gandhi organized an iftaar party last week, where she graciously uninvited the BJP and sundry Modi bhakts. In a...
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Arnab demands Kamal Hassan’s resignation over Lalit Modi’s “Chachi420″...
Kamal Hassan’s reaction (Image via pinkvilla.com)Outspoken journalist Arnab Goswami’s bravado was on full display yesterday as he courageously questioned Kamal Hassan on the allegations tweeted by...
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Censor board to include “Industry” and “Infrastructure” in its cuss word list
(Image via indiatoday.com)Despite Finance Minster Arun Jaitley’s robust defense of the bad words “Industry” and “Infrastructure”, the Censor board has decided to include the words in its 12 page short...
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Vadra demands law on the “right to be revered” for assorted Nobel laureates...
(Image via indiatoday.com)In the wake of controversies surrounding saints beatified by the Norwegian Nobel Committee including Amartya Sen and Mother Teresa, Robert Vadra has demanded a law on the...
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Margdarshak mandal may be rehabilitated by the House of Saud
A visibly thrilled Advani and Murli Manohar Joshi (Image via indiatoday.com)Announcing the death of the 90 year old Saudi King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz, the House of Saud has decided to anoint his...
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For Nehru birth anniversary celebrations, Sonia borrows guest list from Shahi...
(Image via india.com)Sonia Gandhi has borrowed Shahi Imam Bukhari’s guest list from his son’s coronation, for a two-day conference organized by the Congress party to mark Nehru’s 125th birth...
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Smriti Irani attends Modi’s pathshala, adds another fancy degree to her resume
(Image via indiatoday.com)Smriti Irani attended Modi’s informal pathshala and added another fanciful degree to her already creative resume. The HRD minister declared that as of yesterday she has an...
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Inspired by Imran Khan’s shipping container-based dharna, Kejriwal demands...
Imran Khan on his customized shipping container (Image courtesy bbc.com)Imran Khan has inspired a generation of dharna goers with his shipping container-based politics, alternately referred to as dabba...
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Acting on his birthday bucket list, Rahul Gandhi plans to holiday in the...
Image via Indiatoday.comOn his 44th birthday Rahul Gandhi has drawn up his bucket list which includes a plan to holiday in the Indian parliament. Rahul had toured the Parliament in the past, taking a...
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After exit polls predict Congress rout, Rahul battles party coup in London
Days after exit polls have predicted the complete rout of the Congress party, there is an intense leadership struggle in the Congress party. Much to the anguish of Sonia Gandhi, the electoral failure...
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Priyanka’s aggressive campaign realizes the dream of a Rahul mukt Congress
While Modi is still relentlessly campaigning for a Congress mukt Bharat, Priyanka’s aggressive campaign has already managed to realize the dream of a Rahul mukt Congress. Priyanka’s political fortunes...
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Liberals allege that Modi has destroyed the sacred institution of child marriage
Liberals alleged that Modi has systematically delegitimized child marriage by personal example. In a deeply conspiratorial tone, an eminent liberal proclaimed that this is first time that Modi’s child...
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Somnath Bharti’s racism is forgiven as he ties up with a Nigerian prince to...
Somnath Bharti who has been named as one of the world’s top spammers, has decided to tie up with a fictitious Nigerian prince to spam the world. Bharti decided to use his legendary spamming skills to...
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Preet Bharara prosecutes Sonia Gandhi, thus establishing her Indianness
After targeting innumerable high profile Indians, Manhattan US Attorney Preet Bharara, has now filed for charges against Sonia Gandhi thereby underscoring her credentials as an Indian. Preet Bharara...
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Poor media coverage of his fast prompts Anna to take a selfie
With the media practically ignoring Anna’s indefinite fast in Ralegan Siddhi for passage of the Janlokpal bill, Anna decided to compensate for the lack of cameras by taking a selfie. The septuagenarian...
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Rahul Gandhi learns from AAP model and accuses Robert Vadra of corruption
After the Aam Admi Party’s spectacular debut performance, Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi has vowed to learn from the AAP. In keeping with that laudable sentiment, Rahul Gandhi organized a press...
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Amit Shah recruited by America’s NSA
BJP General Secretary Amit Shah, who allegedly used the entire state machinery to snoop on a young citizen, has impressed America’s National Security Agency with his remarkable stalking credentials....
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Rahul Gandhi demands that ISRO’s Mars Orbiter be diverted to Jupiter
Just as the countdown began for ISRO’s Mars Orbiter Mission, Rahul Gandhi with his penchant for last minute interventions barged into the Mission Control Centre at the Satish Dhawan Space Centre and...
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Government changes India’s name to Indiyaa based on renowned astrologer Sadhu...
Having begun excavations for gold in Unnao, UP at the behest of a sadhu’s dreams, the Congress is considering other dream proposals from the seer. The sadhu has sworn that the persuasive king in his...
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PC Parekh alleges scam in the allocation of blame in the coal block...
In what is a case of a scam within a scam, former coal secretary PC Parekh has alleged that there is scam in the allocation of blame in the coal block allocation scam. The media is now expecting to...
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